Frankie Wolf, wanted by authorities for dancing with a mailman (The narrator - Take the Money and Run)

On December 1, 1930, Mrs William Starkwell...gives birth to her first and only child. It is a boy, and they name him Virgil. He is an exceptionally cute baby with a sweet disposition. Before he is 25 years old, he will be known to police in six states for assault, armed robbery, and possession of a wart.