That's the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me (Jerry Seinfeld) December 30, 2021 Read more
I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful (Jerry Seinfeld to George) June 22, 2020 Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash Read more
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome (Jerry Seinfeld) September 09, 2019 Read more
Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine September 19, 2017 Jerry : Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. George : That's beautiful. Read more
You're quite breathtaking (Jerry) December 07, 2015 “You know, sometimes when I think you’re the shallowest man I’ve ever met, you manage to drain a little more out of the pool.” (Elaine to Jerry) Read more