The Purdzilla Show

The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. Horace Walpole

"Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively, while I myself say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth as that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!" Frank Zappa

The mind of man is capable of anything - because everything is in it, all the past as well as the future. Joseph Conrad

Solitude I have a house where I go    When there's too many people, I have a house where I go    Where no one can be; I have a house where I go, Where nobody ever says "No" Where no one says anything - so    There is no one but me. A.A. Milne

But then I said to him, 'Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running outta you.'* * George Costanza has a conflict with one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly. When Reilly notices George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, he remarks: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you." George becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback.

Rufus T. Firefly : [into radio] Calling all nations. Calling all nations. This is Rufus T. This is Rufus T. Firefly coming to you through the courtesy of the enemy. We're in a mess folks, we're in a mess. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women! [Pinky enters and raises three fingers] Rufus T. Firefly : Make it three more women!

Every day, think as you wake up, today I am fortunate to be alive, I have a precious human life, I am not going to waste it. I am going to use all my energies to develop myself, to expand my heart out to others; to achieve enlightenment for the benefit of all beings. I am going to have kind thoughts towards others, I am not going to get angry or think badly about others. I am going to benefit others as much as I can. Dalai Lama