The Purdzilla Show

To be fair, English is full of booby traps for the unwary foreigner. Any language where the unassuming word fly signifies an annoying insect, a means of travel, and a critical part of a gentleman’s apparel is clearly asking to be mangled. Bill Brson (in Mother Tongue )

We are all here for a spell. Get all the good laughs you can. Will Rogers

Pete Shotton and John Lennon RIP Pete - who passed away 24th March this year, age 75.

It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19 and not ever have been drunk, but for me, it just feels normal because I don't really know any other way. I don't know if I'd be comfortable getting wasted and not knowing what I've said. That doesn't mean when I'm older I won't have a glass of wine. I just don't think it's such a strange thing for me not to be wasted all the time.   Taylor Swift

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”  — Mahatma Gandhi